She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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