Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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