Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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