All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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