you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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