How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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