We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
