remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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