My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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