Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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