: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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