I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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