how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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