the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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