i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize