Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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