she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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