Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Found your dick twin last night
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Your cock deserves a montage
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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