let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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