How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
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