my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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