Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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