Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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