Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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