We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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