im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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