Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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