Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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