I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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