so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
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