i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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