New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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