I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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