p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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