Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
What changed your mind?
Being sober
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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