Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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