On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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