I bet he comes in French.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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