he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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