Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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