how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Randomize