we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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