how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
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