suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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