so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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