Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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