the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
