chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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