Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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