she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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