If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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