What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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