In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I don't think brook has ever known best
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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