Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
